Texans-Ravens: The 10 Best Rapper Tweets From a Shitty Game

Houston has a professional football team. They are called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them. Some of the people who like them are rappers.

The Internet has several forms of social media. One of those forms of social media is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of the the people who use it are rappers.

Same as we did last season, Sunday Rocks Off perused Twitter during Sunday's terrible game against the Baltimore Devils and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.

Go nuts.



9. One Hunnidt

8. One Hunnidt, Becoming Tthe Only Man On The Internet In the Last 10 Years to Use The Word "Epic" In Proper Context

7. KAB. Not Texans-Related, But Definitely Texans-Related


5. Carl Spivey, America's Greatest Athlete

More dejected tweets on the next page.

4. Bun B

So would we, Ed.

3. Willie D

Welcome to the boat. "You're the captain?" Yes. Get on. "Oh... Um... I think I'm gon--" GET THE FUCK ON THE BOAT! "Getting on the boat."

That's how that goes.

2. Delo


1. Slim Thug



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