This muthafucka here
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) September 29, 2013
Houston has a professional football team. They are called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them. Some of the people who like them are rappers.
The Internet has several forms of social media. One of those forms of social media is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of the the people who use it are rappers.
Same as we did last season (and last week), Rocks Off perused Twitter during Sunday's awful game against the Seattle Shithawks and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.
Go nuts.
10. Jack Freeman, about Matt Schaub, following a tweet about Seattle's quarterback throwing a terrible pass9. One Hunnidt on Matt SchaubThen if course Matt schaub one ups russel Wilson
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) September 29, 2013
8. HBJMRR on Matt SchaubI can't believe the audacity of the Matt's suckassness
— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) September 29, 2013
7. HBJMRR on Matt SchaubI wanna talk to Schaub face to face just to see if the weakness in his eyes is as real in person as it appears on tv. #TheWeakend
— HBJMRR (@HBJMRR) September 29, 2013
6. Carl Spivey, America's Greatest Athlete, on Matt SchaubSchaub is the bane of my existence today.
— HBJMRR (@HBJMRR) September 29, 2013
5. DJ Auditory on Matt Schaub#Texans fans burned Schaub jersey in Reliant Parking lot after the game! Shit getting real http://t.co/cQrWdpd8ku
— Sr8TexansHomie (@DaRealMrC) September 30, 2013
It's David Carr all over again.
— DJ Boy, Bye! (@DJAudiTory) September 29, 2013
More Matt Schaub-flavored shade on the next page.
4. KAB on Matt Schaub3. Delo on Sonic but really on Matt SchaubI'm pissin on schaub house tonite
— Big Bad Kab (@KabThaDon) September 29, 2013
2. Slim Thug on Matt SchaubI don't want a slush anymore #GoTexans RT @MrKenBoyd: Original post....... http://t.co/JUrxFbs2Jl
— IG: Delomdr (@iAmDelorean) September 29, 2013
1. Slim Thug, perfectly deconstructing Matt SchaubI'm sick of Schaub
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) September 29, 2013
This muthafucka here
— IG:HOGGLIFE101 (@slimthugga) September 29, 2013
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