That Girl Is Top Eight Material

Man, this is some genius marketing. Check out

Houston rapper Kenika’s MySpace page

and listen to the first song. You know you want to add it to your profile.

We love the chorus: “Why you all on my MySpace / looking at my pictures? / I wish I had a tracker / I’d track you bitches.” But we also appreciate the part at the end when she tells us what to do when our account has been phished. Just think of it as Dirty South tech support. – Keith Plocek

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