The 2014 Houston Texans have a new coach, new players, new hope and the same dedicated fan base of Houston-based rappers. As in years past, they took to Twitter on game day to comment on the home team's gridiron action.
And, as in years past, Rocks Off spent Sunday afternoon reading their game day tweets. Good thing, too. As has been the case over more than half the season, the tweets were more entertaining than the Texans. The team's sixth loss against five wins came at the hands of Andy Dalton, A.J. Green and the rest of the Cincinnati Bengals -- but mostly Dalton and Green. On a day when even J.J. Watt couldn't score a touchdown for the offense, that was enough in a 22-13 contest that wasn't as close as it sounds.
10. The Retractable Roof At NRG Was a Waste of Money
They dropped the top too mayne!!
— hasH | Jett I. (@HBJMRR) November 23, 2014
9. Please Come Back, Kareem Jackson. We Didn't Mean All Those Things We Said About You.
AJ Bouye getting worked like he owe hours.
— DJ Robert Tory (@DJAudiTory) November 23, 2014
8. Andre Johnson Joins The Top 10. #alltimegreat
houstontexans @johnson80 now has 983 career catches, placing him 10th all-time in the @NFL.... http://t.co/iIebpUW6Tv
— Willie D (@WillieDLIVE) November 23, 2014
7. When, Indeed?
When will the organization of the Houston Texans be adamant about improving their secondary?
— DJ Robert Tory (@DJAudiTory) November 23, 2014
6. Bengals 9, Texans 3 at the Half. Still Not As Close As It Seemed.
there's an angel in the endzone for us to only be down 6 at the half.
— DJ Robert Tory (@DJAudiTory) November 23, 2014
5. J. Jo to the House! #theloneTD
Well I'll be damned if somebody in the secondary didn't just earn their paycheck today!!
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) November 23, 2014
More tweets on the next page.
4. No Such Thing, Indeed!
No such thing as a stressless Texans game.
— DJ Robert Tory (@DJAudiTory) November 23, 2014
3. But No One's Quicker Getting To a Missed Tackle...
Clowney should've stayed in school bruh. Not impressed.
— hasH | Jett I. (@HBJMRR) November 23, 2014
2. I Agree, @MrLuke713. A Penalty Flag Should Be Thrown Against the Guilty Party When This Occurs.
I hate to see niggas celebrate after a big play..... When they're losing.
— M R | L U K E (@MrLuke713) November 23, 2014
1. No Answered Prayers Today
Angels in the endzone?!
— DJ Robert Tory (@DJAudiTory) November 23, 2014
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