The 2014 Houston Texans have a new coach, new players, new hope and the same dedicated fan base of Houston-based rappers. As in years past, they took to Twitter on game day to comment on the home team’s gridiron action.

And, as in years past, Rocks Off read their tweets more thoroughly and efficiently than Tony Romo reads defenses. Here are the best of the bunch from Week 4, a home win against Buffalo which netted the Texans more wins this new season than they had in 2013.

10. A Slow Start…

9. Led to Second-Guessing

8. Texans Fighting the Bills AND the Refs

7. Mr. Luke

6. Allison and Delaney.

5. Back to the Game: touchdown Hopkins.

More tweets on the next page.

4. Who Gives the Texans the Lead For Good? Who Else?

3. Bullock Keeps the Pressure On

2. E.J. Manuel Crumbles at Crunch Time

1. Bring On the Cowboys!

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This article appears in Sep 25 – Oct 1, 2014.

Jesse’s been writing for the Houston Press since 2013. His work has appeared elsewhere, notably on the desk of the English teacher of his high school girlfriend, Tish. The teacher recognized Jesse’s...