The 2014 Houston Texans have a new coach, new players, new hope and the same dedicated fan base of Houston-based rappers. As in years past, they took to Twitter on game day to comment on the home team's gridiron action.
And, as in years past, Rocks Off spent Sunday afternoon reading their tweets, just like Johnny Manziel spent his reading a playbook. Ryan Mallet was promoted to starting quarterback for the contest in Cleveland, and he wasted no time taking the Browns to the super bowl by flushing away their dreams of a win and giving Texans fans something to smile about. Here's how the game was broken down by the rappers and by the numbers:
10. Alfred Blue, 36 Carries. 156 Yards
You're my boy BLUE!!
— hasH | Jett I. (@HBJMRR) November 16, 2014
9. Andre Johnson, 7 Receptions. 68 Yards. One Welcomed Return to Relevance
Goddamn! Andre Johnson IS the man! @HoustonTexans #gotexans
— Bun B (@BunBTrillOG) November 16, 2014
8. Cleveland Browns. Two 2014 Losses at Home. One Against the Texans. No Respect
The Browns are a silly team.
— DJ AudiMallet (@DJAudiTory) November 16, 2014
7. CBS's Talking Heads. Six Speakers. One Headache
Yo cbs..... The end of that halftime segment was a trainwreck... all 6 of yall just gonna talk at the same time? Unbelievable
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) November 16, 2014
6. Brian Cushing. Brian Hoyer. Two Brians Enter, One Nearly Leaves On a Stretcher
OG CUSH has been teeing off on hoyer all game...
And Brian hoyer is a muthafuckin g about it
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) November 16, 2014
5. Number 15. One Big Arm. One Career Start. One Career Win
Boy got a cannon!!! #InMallettWeTrust http://t.co/yZfxKyprkZ
— OG Mr.C (@OGMrC) November 16, 2014
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4. J.J. Watt: One-Man Wrecking Crew
Defensive End ever win league MVP?
— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) November 16, 2014
3. Two Roughing the Kicker Penalites for No. 99. No One is Perfect. And +1 To @DJAudiTory For The #killingmeSmalls Blast
ohhhhh JJ you killin me, Smalls!
— DJ AudiMallet (@DJAudiTory) November 16, 2014
2. One Final Defensive Stance Recalls One Blast From The Past
Bulls on mf'n parade! @HoustonTexans
— DJ GT aka GT MAYNE (@GTMAYNE) November 16, 2014
1. From 7/20/71 to June 27 to 11/16/00, H-Town Never Forgets. #respect #RIPScrew
we can't lose on Screw's day of passing.
— DJ AudiMallet (@DJAudiTory) November 16, 2014
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