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The 10 Best Texans Bye Week Rapper Tweets

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10. Breaking News... 9 & 8. From The "Careful What You Wish For" Camp 7. Johnny Splinterbutt 6. The Truth Hurts, Fitz

5. You'll Be Okay, Fitz

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