The 2014 Houston Texans have a new coach, new players, new hope and the same dedicated fan base of Houston-based rappers. As in years past, they took to Twitter on game day to comment on the home team's gridiron action.

And, as in years past, Rocks Off read their tweets more thoroughly and efficiently than Ryan Fitzpatrick reads defenses. Once again, the Texans pulled the okey-doke on fans, supplying just enough false hope for three quarters to make an ultimate loss sting all the more. This time, Mark Sanchez -- yes, that Mark Sanchez -- led the Philadelphia Eagles to a 31-21 victory, leaving the Texans to literally limp into the bye week at 4-5 (Get well soon, Arian...and Kareem...and J.Jo...and Cush...and Clowney...)

10. When Mark Sanchez Chunks a 50-Yard Completion Against You On His First Play of the Game

Texans receiving the Dirty Sanchez

— Roosh (@RooshWilliams) November 2, 2014

9. The Struggle Is Real

texans vs 3rd down the biggest rivalry in the nfl

— George Spring(her) (@thegeorgeyoung) November 2, 2014

8. DJAudiTory Is an Optimist #silverlinings

I just have to keep reminding myself, "the Rockets are 3-0. The Rockets are 3-0."

— DJ December 19th (@DJAudiTory) November 2, 2014

7. What It Feels Like to Make 70,000 People Stand and Cheer #thingsArianknows

ARIAN FOSTER!!!!! TOUCHDOWN TEXANS!!

— M R | L U K E (@MrLuke713) November 2, 2014

6. Not a Line In the Lennon Song, But Should Have Been

Imagine if the Texans could actually outgain a team in total yardage.

— DJ December 19th (@DJAudiTory) November 2, 2014

5. Listen to Willie D, Fitz -- He Gives the Best Advice!

Fitzpatrick is going to get his head tore off if he don't learn to slide. #HOUvsPHI

— Willie D (@WillieDLIVE) November 2, 2014

More tweets on the next page.

Objective Opinion From Mr. Roethlisberger

Ben, what are your thoughts on the Texans QB situation? pic.twitter.com/8cta5AAezA

— Michael Connor (@MC790) November 3, 2014

4. Fitzpatrick's Favorite Is Becoming a Fan Favorite Too

Nuuuuuuuke! Gimme them fantasy pernts!

— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) November 2, 2014

3. Truth

Cialis & Viagra market all their commericals during NFL 4th quarters for the guilty limps ignoring their wife to watch the game

— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) November 2, 2014

2. No Bragging Rights This Week In Texas

Well Houston/Dallas. Wasn't our best day

— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) November 2, 2014

1. DJAudiTory Is a Realist

It's Tough being a Texans fan. Everybody doesn't have the heart for it.

— DJ December 19th (@DJAudiTory) November 2, 2014

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