And, as in years past, Rocks Off read their tweets more thoroughly and efficiently than Ryan Fitzpatrick reads defenses. Once again, the Texans pulled the okey-doke on fans, supplying just enough false hope for three quarters to make an ultimate loss sting all the more. This time, Mark Sanchez -- yes, that Mark Sanchez -- led the Philadelphia Eagles to a 31-21 victory, leaving the Texans to literally limp into the bye week at 4-5 (Get well soon, Arian...and Kareem...and J.Jo...and Cush...and Clowney...)

10. When Mark Sanchez Chunks a 50-Yard Completion Against You On His First Play of the Game

Texans receiving the Dirty Sanchez

— Roosh (@RooshWilliams) November 2, 2014

9. The Struggle Is Real

texans vs 3rd down the biggest rivalry in the nfl

— George Spring(her) (@thegeorgeyoung) November 2, 2014

8. DJAudiTory Is an Optimist #silverlinings

I just have to keep reminding myself, "the Rockets are 3-0. The Rockets are 3-0."

— DJ December 19th (@DJAudiTory) November 2, 2014

7. What It Feels Like to Make 70,000 People Stand and Cheer #thingsArianknows

ARIAN FOSTER!!!!! TOUCHDOWN TEXANS!!

— M R | L U K E (@MrLuke713) November 2, 2014

6. Not a Line In the Lennon Song, But Should Have Been

Imagine if the Texans could actually outgain a team in total yardage.

— DJ December 19th (@DJAudiTory) November 2, 2014

5. Listen to Willie D, Fitz -- He Gives the Best Advice!

Fitzpatrick is going to get his head tore off if he don't learn to slide. #HOUvsPHI

— Willie D (@WillieDLIVE) November 2, 2014

More tweets on the next page.

Objective Opinion From Mr. Roethlisberger

Ben, what are your thoughts on the Texans QB situation? pic.twitter.com/8cta5AAezA

— Michael Connor (@MC790) November 3, 2014

4. Fitzpatrick's Favorite Is Becoming a Fan Favorite Too

Nuuuuuuuke! Gimme them fantasy pernts!

— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) November 2, 2014

3. Truth

Cialis & Viagra market all their commericals during NFL 4th quarters for the guilty limps ignoring their wife to watch the game

— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) November 2, 2014

2. No Bragging Rights This Week In Texas

Well Houston/Dallas. Wasn't our best day

— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) November 2, 2014

1. DJAudiTory Is a Realist

It's Tough being a Texans fan. Everybody doesn't have the heart for it.

— DJ December 19th (@DJAudiTory) November 2, 2014

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