The 2014 Houston Texans have a new coach, new players, new hope and the same dedicated fan base of Houston-based rappers. As in years past, they took to Twitter on game day to comment on the home team's gridiron action.

And, as in years past, Rocks Off read their tweets more thoroughly and efficiently than Tony Romo reads defenses. Here are the best of the bunch from the worst Texans effort of the new season, a Giant disappointment with the good guys on the wrong end of a 30-17 score.

10. His Mind Was Playin' Tricks On Him

#HOUSTONTEXANS fake punt and pass on 4th and 1? What? This might be an interesting season. #HOUvsNY #NFLSunday

— Willie D (@WillieDLIVE) September 21, 2014

9. But It Would Happen Again...and Again...

Smh. Pick. Alright man...don't let that shit start happening too often.

— Furious Styles (@HBJMRR) September 21, 2014

8. KUBIAKISH adjective: 1. Conservative, fearful, unimaginative.

play calling looking real Kubiakish right now

— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) September 21, 2014

7. DeAndre Hopkins' Play of the Game, Negated By a Penalty

Dammit! That was one of the best catches I've ever seen! Fuckin penalty!

— Bun B (@BunBTrillOG) September 21, 2014

6. What Bill O' Brien Should Have Told His Team At The Half #knuterockne

Boys better get their minds corrected.

— Furious Styles (@HBJMRR) September 21, 2014

5. Some Comic Relief From Bob Biggerstaff, Houston Comedian (Though Biggerstaff Would Be a Great Rap Name)

I see these @HEB commercials with @JJWatt and I'm beginning to think he doesn't own any clothes besides his @HoustonTexans uniform #nfl

— Bob Biggerstaff (@Chilitime) September 22, 2014

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4. Foster the People

Arian is out. And so is the run game

— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) September 21, 2014

3. Mr. C

Texans o-line getting they ass beat! Fitz forcing ball to Dre & Crennel gotta take Swearinger out the box & add a LBJ

— Mr. 3rd Ward (@OGMrC) September 21, 2014

2. Jack Freeman

I really feel like players are fucking up off the field and ending up on the news so we don't have a chance to talk about shitty refs

— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) September 21, 2014

1. Willie D

I'm sick of this shit! Turning off TV. Call me when the playoffs start! #HOUvsNY #horribleballplay

— Willie D (@WillieDLIVE) September 21, 2014

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