The 2014 Houston Texans have a new coach, new players, new hope and the same dedicated fan base of Houston-based rappers. As in years past, they took to Twitter on game day to comment on the home team's gridiron action.
And, as in years past, Rocks Off spent Sunday afternoon reading their tweets. The contest against the unfortunate Jacksonville Jaguars was a tale of two halves. The Texans sleepwalked like Mike Birbiglia through the first half of play and trailed by three heading back to the locker room. Everyone -- except maybe Andre Johnson, who left the game after a brutal goal-line hit early on -- seemed to eventually snap out of the daze. The defense pitched a second-half shutout, Arian Foster dominated and the Texans earned their seventh win of the season to stay in the AFC playoff hunt:
10. FIRST HALF: Questionable Coaching
Texans head coach holding his team back today with his horrendous play calling! Haven't went down field at all. Screen to Dre never work
— OG Mr.C (@OGMrC) December 7, 2014
9. Injuries to Star Players
Yeah.... Dre is gonna be sitting the rest of this one out
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) December 7, 2014
8. Unnecessary Dumbness
DJ Swearinger you are constantly being a fuckin dumbass. Every week
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) December 7, 2014
7. Suspect Defense
Most times I feel like the Texans game plan on defense is to wait for JJ to make a play & if he doesn't then that's all they planned for
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) December 7, 2014
6. Doubts and Anxiety
Will the @HoustonTexans offense come alive in the 2nd half against the lowly Jaguars?
— DJ GT aka GT MAYNE (@GTMAYNE) December 7, 2014
5. SECOND HALF: Foster Comes Alive
NAMASTE HOE!!!
— Privy on the 19th (@DJAudiTory) December 7, 2014
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4. Coach B.O.B. Goes For The Win On Fourth and Goal
See what happens when u grab your nuts and go for it??? Kubiak wouldn't do dat!! #Texans
— M R | L U K E (@MrLuke713) December 7, 2014
3. Randy Bullock Tacks Onto the Lead
Good kick, fat ass.
— Privy on the 19th (@DJAudiTory) December 7, 2014
2. The Sweet Taste of Victory
27-13 @HoustonTexans up #bullsonparade pic.twitter.com/3izizzPXRG
— DJ GT aka GT MAYNE (@GTMAYNE) December 7, 2014
1. The Sweet Taste of Victory, Pt. II
When bae brings me banana pudding int the middle of the week http://t.co/klXX6xQRpA
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) December 7, 2014
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