The 2014 Houston Texans have a new coach, new players, new hope and the same dedicated fan base of Houston-based rappers. As in years past, they took to Twitter on game day to comment on the home team's gridiron action.
And, as in years past, Rocks Off spent Sunday afternoon reading their tweets. The ghosts of Christmas past -- Gary Kubiak, Owen Daniels, Jacoby Jones -- were busted by Peter Venkman and Egon Spengler (OK...J.J. Watt and Arian Foster). The Texans defeated these former Texans and their fellow Baltimore Ravens to keep their wafer-thin playoff hopes alive.
Case Keenum was also back, leading the team into battle just like Kate Upton in those Game of War commercials -- looking fabulous but not really striking fear in anyone's heart. He did just enough to upstage James Franco Joe Flacco, who resembled a practice-squad QB Sunday afternoon.
Andre Johnson 2nd faster player in NFL history to 1000 catches!
— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) December 21, 2014kareem jackson gets pick on pass intended to owen daniels. sounds like Texans practice 2 years ago
— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) December 21, 2014Jacoby out there looking like his mama whooped him on the sideline
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) December 21, 2014luck up on a ring, get pay a hunnidt milly and then turn into trash truck juice. Be Joe Flacco
— Onehunnidt (@onehunnidt) December 21, 2014Maybe the Ravens should give it to ray ri..... Nvm y'all
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) December 21, 2014Arian at QB and JJ watt at TE. That's it
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) December 21, 2014More tweets on the next page.
