1. Living in the '90sChoice Quote: "Legendary artists!" followed by a clip of "Ice Ice Baby."
Sold In Stores?: Oh no, my friends, you can only get a masterpiece like this by calling a toll free number!
Observations: I lived in the 90's, and maybe I'm just suffering from nostalgia-colored glasses, but I really don't remember it being this awful...
2000s BONUS ROUND
At least the millennials will always have this to look back on.
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