The 10 Funkiest Chicken Songs Ever Recorded

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Rufus Thomas, "Do the Funky Chicken" A disc jockey in Memphis, Rufus Thomas had a great sense of what dancers like. While it doesn't happen much anymore -- "Wobble, Baby" would be the most notable exception -- songs specifically about a certain dance with its own steps were very popular through the Seventies: "Mashed Potatoes," "The Twist," "The Dog," "The Stroll" etc.

Pop culture was perfectly primed to accept this blaring Memphis workout, and Thomas set the airwaves and dance floors around the world on fire with his hilarious goof and even more hilarious dance moves.

You raise your left arm up, your right arm too Let me tell you just what to do Start both of them flapping, start your feet to kickin' That's when you know you're doin' the funky chicken

If you don't know what WattStax was, hip yourselves. An American classic.

Little Feat, "Dixie Chicken" Of course, the pejorative term "chick" has been part of hepcat jive since way back in the day. Lowell George and Little Feat hit a nerve with their tune just as the bloom was wilting off the flower of hippiedom. George, who learned his funkification via the Meters, removed any pejorative aspect by lovingly telling the woman he's singing to if she will be his Dixie chicken, he'll be her Tennessee lad. The best part of this is that most Aggies think Dixie Chicken is a bar-restaurant in College Station and have no clue that the name is derived from the tune.

Hasil Adkins, "Chicken Walk" Rockabilly wildman Hasil Adkins did his own chicken dance number in 1962. With only guitar and drums, Adkins cooks up a kooky, propulsive racket to accompany his lyric, which is really little more than introducing a new dance and then giving instructions for it:

Quiver yourself from head to toe, do your stuff wherever you go Do your stuff up on the floor, do your stuff wherever you go Come on, baby, do a chicken-chicken walk Push in, a-push out, push in, a-push out

Okay, you get it. No one said it was rocket surgery. Adkins was such an aficionado of chicken he issued an entire chicken-themed album, Poultry in Motion: The Hasil Adkins Chicken Collection 1955-1999.

Merle Travis, "I Like My Chickens Fryin' Size" One of the cleverest songwriters in country music's golden era, Merle Travis was a hipster before most people had ever heard the term, although he was a hillbilly hipster for sure. Back in the days before anyone had heard about political correctness, Travis wrote a tongue-in-cheek ode to women and sex that must have caused many a knowing smile -- or smirk.

I like my chickens fryin' size when they're hangin' around my pen I like 'em young and tender and not so wise like some old stewin' hen 'Cause she's done seen a lot of every rooster on the block Yeah, I like my chickens fryin' size when I get my skillet hot

Andre Williams, "Chicken Thighs" Andre "The Godfather" Williams scored in the dance record category early in his prolific career with "Bacon Fat," a 1956 tune which was later covered by the Sir Douglas Quintet. Another attempt to plug into the dance tune market, "The Greasy Chicken" just never caught on the way the "Bacon Fat" did.

But later in his career, Williams dropped another rocking novelty, "Chicken Thighs," filled of course with his classic salacious double entendres and sexy sounds in the background. As usual with the great soul innovator who produced records for Motown and also recorded with Houston label Duke-Peacock, the lyrics get straight to the point.

I'd give my right eye for a thigh Cook it, cook it, big fat juicy thighs That's where my happiness lies

The Meters, "Chicken Strut" By the time they dropped Struttin' in 1970, the Meters were already near the top of the heap when it came to funk. The band had developed its own style based on the rhythms of traditional New Orleans second line funeral music, and with maestro Allen Toussaint at the controls the Meters laid down a wicked groove that definitely sounds like it was composed while watching the choppy gait of chickens pecking in the yard. The tune is instrumental except for background shouts of "keep on struttin'," etc. "Chicken Strut" was the single released off the album.

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