Because of the team's comical ineptitude in a 44-26 loss to the Miami Dolphins, this week's edition of Rapper Tweets includes some much-needed levity from some of Houston's best comics, some of whom will be featured at next month's Houston Whatever Fest. That event will also showcase a nice marriage of music and comedy, minus the Texans' humiliating gridiron antics.
10. First Quarter, 3 Minutes Left: Dolphins 21, Texans 0
Ima just keep watchin this game to see if any new JJ Watt commercials come on..
— Tha Screwed Up Essay (@ItzDatBoiT) October 25, 2015Watching a show where animals turn aggressive & kill humans Seemed far fetched until I turned on the #Texans game It's happening there, too
— Kristin Lindner (@KristinLindner) October 25, 20158. When You Start Ryan Tannehill Against the Texans
Fantasy Football made it a little bit more easier to be a fan of your city's trash football team.
— DJ AudiTory (@DJAudiTory) October 25, 2015Clowney with the sack when it counts!!!!!
— Bob Biggerstaff (@Chilitime) October 25, 2015Miami scored and the whole team met in the end zone to do this pic.twitter.com/wRn2ZGbydy
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) October 25, 2015If the NFL were Game of Thrones, the AFC South is House Greyjoy.
And the Texans are Theon.
— Sean Pendergast (@SeanTPendergast) October 25, 2015Stop the press, the @HoustonTexans scored a touchdown 41-7....lets onside kick. Lol
— DJ GT aka GT MAYNE (@GTMAYNE) October 25, 20153. They Stink
I knew a kid when I was in elementary school named Jimmy Johns. He gave out free smells too. #Texans #farts
— Bob Biggerstaff (@Chilitime) October 25, 2015Dear #NFL please take the @HoustonTexans license back.Our high school football teams have more heart. Thank you! #70'sfan
— Willie D (@WillieDLIVE) October 25, 20151. The Funny Yet Sad Truth
I still love the #Texans like a mother loves her son in Jail.
— Kazeem Rahman (@KazeemComedy) October 25, 2015
