4. Bertha Faye In Japan Bertha Faye had been Monster Ripper, a force to behold and an athlete of the highest caliber. WWE turned her into a running fat joke from which she never recovered, and in the end she killed herself. That's what I remember when I hear this stupid theme.
3. Sho Funaki Speaking of things from Japan that America ruined, Funaki spent an amazing 12 years in the WWE being made fun of with every Asian stereotype in existence until they turned him into Kung Fu Naki... in 2008. That theme song isn't from some olden-days era of casual racism, it was penned the same year Coldplay released "Viva La Vida." All that talent wasted, and Funaki finally went home.
2. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Iaukea Let this be a lesson to any aspiring wrestlers out there. Do not (allegedly) have an affair with the wife of one of the office higher-ups, or they'll turn you into a Prince joke. I get that this was supposed to be a parody, but that theme song defies belief at not resulting in a lawsuit. Hell, it wasn't all that long ago you couldn't even find a Prince song on YouTube before the copyright attack dogs tore it asunder.
