1. X-Factor
Someone honestly said, "Let's let Uncle Kracker do a theme song," and absolutely no one punched that person in the face until their hand broke. Sounds like a job for the real man's man, to me. Oh William Regal, where were you when we needed you?
Jef With One F is a recovering rock star taking it one day at a time. You can read about his adventures in The Bible Spelled Backwards or connect with him on Facebook.
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Jef Rouner (not cis, he/him) is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful.