The Houston Texans’ 2015 season began with HBO’s Hard Knocks introducing the team to America at large. It took a month of filming and some fancy editing to present to the nation our sometimes thrilling and frequently frustrating NFL franchise. Home Box Office could have saved all that time and money by just directing the curious to the Twitter accounts of Houston’s most notorious rappers. Keeping a tradition alive, we’ve once again collected some of the most insightful Tweets these artists/Texans fans shared on game day. Here's how they saw the first win of the 2015 campaign, a 19-9 home victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that kept Twitter slander-free as the hometown rappers recognized you gotta crawl before you can sprint.
10. The Texans Scored Early and Often Enough
Touchdown TEXANS— OG Mr.C (@OGMrC) September 27, 2015
9. This Week's Tweets Were Mostly Salt-Free...
looking for texans slander on my tl don't see none pic.twitter.com/DmmqJCWXgT— °°° (@_illionaire) September 27, 2015
8. But, There Was Extra "Cheese" Thanks to Both Teams' Struggling Kickers
These kickers are battling for the poo cheese hall of fame— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) September 27, 2015
7. Bullock Was Super Bad
Randy bullock is Jonah hill in football pads— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) September 27, 2015
6. These Two Cleared The Path For The Baby Steps To The Win
J Jo x Blue. Co-game mvps.— hasH | Jett I. (@HBJMRR) September 27, 2015
5. It's The Little Things In Life
Saints losing...Colts losing...Cowboys losing...c'mon #Texans make my weekend complete and get this W— M R | L U K E (@MrLuke713) September 27, 2015
4. The Perfect, Measured Response To The First Win
3. Some Were Impressed...
Texans don't come on TV out here but I'm going to the game next week...hopefully they pull off a W against these Falcons.— Donnie Houston (@ImDonnieHouston) September 27, 2015
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2. More Than Others
I refuse to be really excited about a win against the fucking Bucs that we only get due to their missed field goals & extra points— M R | L U K E (@MrLuke713) September 27, 2015
1. Not A Bad Day For Two Local Teams Trying Stand On Their Own