The Houston Texans’ 2015 season began with HBO’s Hard Knocks introducing the team to America at large. It took a month of filming and some fancy editing to present to the nation our sometimes thrilling and frequently frustrating NFL franchise. Home Box Office could have saved all that time and money by just directing the curious to the Twitter accounts of Houston’s most notorious rappers. Keeping a tradition alive, we’ve once again collected some of the most insightful Tweets these artists/Texans fans shared on game day. Here's how they saw Sunday's road win over the hapless Jacksonville Jaguars. The 31-20 victory may not have been a miracle, but the Texans' season would have been as dead as Lazarus without it.
10. The Pre-Game Hope And Prayer, Courtesy of Preacher Jack Freeman
Let's go Texans. We can't possibly be worse than Jacksonville— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) October 18, 2015
9. Prayers Answered
TD Foster \m/— Tha Screwed Up Essay (@ItzDatBoiT) October 18, 2015
8. A Little Inspiration Softens Hardened Hearts
i dont wanna be the bitter Texans fan anymore. now im more of the "i love me enough for the both of us" type fan.— DJ AudiTory (@DJAudiTory) October 18, 2015
7. Faith In Deandre Hopkins. Hope The Ball Reaches Him. Love His Incredible Catches. #The#10Commandments
Gahdamn mothafuckin NUK— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) October 18, 2015
6. Charity Begins At
Home EverBank Field
5. Like Job, The Jaguars Seem Doomed To Misfortune #JacksonvilleJOBuars
The Jaguars will ALWAYS be the Jaguars— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) October 18, 2015
4. #80 Is So "Old Testament"
Only Andre we acknowledge is Hal— THE GOAT (@thegeorgeyoung) October 18, 2015
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2. No Slushies at the Last Supper
Gonna mob at sonics this week.— hasH | Jett I. (@HBJMRR) October 18, 2015
1. Are You A Believer?
This team is so_________— hasH | Jett I. (@HBJMRR) October 18, 2015