St. Patrick’s Day notwithstanding, it’s not as if anyone needs a reasonable excuse to drink too much. The upcoming revelry is certainly a good way to justify any overindulgence, but maybe jaunty Irish tunes aren’t your thing. Many of country’s finest sad songs find their roots in Celtic music, which makes this a fine opportunity some of the genre’s best songs about booze. Some of these songs are sad, others are a bit more upbeat. Either way, you’ll be raising your glass to country's best tracks, perfect for those times when you need a whiskey river to take your mind. Just get prepared to spend Sunday morning coming down...real hard. "White Lightning," George Jones “I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink,” Merle Haggard "Whiskey River," Willie Nelson "Friends in Low Places," Garth Brooks "Family Tradition," Hank Williams Jr. "Tear In My Beer," Hank Williams Sr. "Straight Tequila Night," John Anderson "Hurtin’ On The Bottle," Margo Price "It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere," Alan Jackson "Chug-a-Lug," Roger Miller "Cigarettes, Whiskey, & Wild, Wild Women," Buck Owens "Misery & Gin," Merle Haggard "Beer Run," Todd Snider "Sunday Morning Coming Down," Johnny Cash "She’s Actin’ Single, I’m Drinking Doubles," Gary Stewart "Tennessee Whiskey," George Jones "Here For the Party," Gretchen Wilson “Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo,” Tracy Byrd Tracy Byrd is the most innocuous of forgettable ’90s country stars, but getting incredibly tore up is at the root of this innocent-sounding track. Ten shots of tequila is nothing for a seasoned alcoholic, but you’d better give that liver some practice before re-enacting this song in real life or you could very well die. "Two More Bottles of Wine," Emmylou Harris
Surely the Irish can appreciate the ingenuity of American bootleggers, and this early George Jones jam is a fine sound track for drinking only the finest backyard hooch. Not to mention the immediate shout-out to Houston in the first damn sentence, at least in this recorded version. Just try not to get hype when The Possum reps H-Town while you’re banging back a few fingers of ’shine. None of that trendy, legal bullshit either.
The fact that this song makes as much sense today in the Tinder-rotted world of dating is a testament to Merle Haggard’s enduring philosophy. The next time you’re feeling scorned, just say no to that asshole on the other side of your iPhone and stay on your couch and drink. Just like Merle and the Good Lord intended.
Well, obviously. Only an idiot would leave Texas’s finest contribution to country music off this list, especially considering that "Whiskey River" is widely regarded as one of the best drinking songs of any genre. Even if you don’t partake in the brown liquor, you know exactly what it means to wash yourself away in a mind-erasing river of booze.
This is the drinking song that will make you furious about Garth Brooks’s stance on online streaming services. The fact that you can’t pull up this most-excellent ode to looking like a country-fried fool at your ex’s fancy new shindig (a situation we’ve all found ourselves in, frankly) on Spotify any time you’ve had enough tequila to make it relevant is a downright dirty shame.
Hank Williams Jr. has certainly gone off the rails these days – he’s “sober” and prefers to spend his time yelling about the President – but the man sure could write a party song. If you’ve ever seen Bocephus live, you know that the answers to his essential questions in the chorus are really an imperative: Get drunk, get high, get nekkid. (Note: If you get as tore up as Hank is in this video, please call an Uber.)
Perhaps the original purveyor of classic country drinking songs, Hank Williams Jr. is an obvious sound track for being just sad as hell. You might not want to play this song if you feel like you’re teetering on the edge of an emotional breakdown, but it’s perfectly suited for just a little good old-fashioned drunken wallowing.
Country’s best drinking songs (especially those by men) don’t generally focus on the perspective of the woman, but this 1992 John Anderson classic is surprisingly feminist. Perhaps more important, it provided an important lesson to dudes who want to bother a broken-hearted young lady while she’s trying to drink her feelings. Take heed, boys.
Margo Price is pretty new to the national country scene, but go on ahead and put this song in your boozing playlist because it’s an ideal addition. Long a songwriter in Nashville, Price perfectly distills (get it?) the necessity of getting blackout drunk post-breakup.
No matter how cool you think you are, no one can resist wanting to put on a Hawaiian shirt and cowboy hat, pour a margarita and party Jimmy Buffett-style when this song comes on. It’s also a relatively decent way to convince yourself to blow off work and head to the bar at 10 a.m., in case you were ever looking for a reason.
Today’s country acts attempt drinking songs, but they’re painfully boring. The simple formula of booze and a catchy melody means that Roger Miller’s jaunty jam paired with just enough whiskey will definitely make you holler hidey-ho in the most inappropriate of places.
For all the gallivanting that country troubadours do, this old Buck Owens song blames it all on the women. Apparently, it was a woman who taught Buck Owens how to smoke cigarettes, drink whiskey and cavort with fallen women. It’s a hilariously antiquated song, but Owens’s pronunciation of “cigarettes” will make your drunk ass laugh every single time. The temptations of barleyed corn and nicotine and the temptations of Eve have never sounded more charming, really.
It's not exactly the most uplifting of drinking songs, but it's a must when you're in the mood to feel sorry for yourself. Turn up The Hag, put your phone in airplane mode to avoid any desperate texting of your ex, and prepare to cry out all your feelings. It's healthy, and so is gin.
This song is best enjoyed when you’re too drunk to have any of the things (car, keys, sober driver) to complete your intended task. It’s also great to watch your drunk friends try to sing all the words in time with Todd Snider’s rapid-fire delivery. Raise a glass to technology – now you’ve got apps on your phone that make the beer run obsolete.
All good things have to come to an end, and that includes your buzz. When you're dying of a hangover the morning after a night after, just take comfort in the fact that at least Johnny Cash experienced them, too. And feel totally okay about the fact that your breakfast is really just a shower beer.
Even if you’re not fresh out of a breakup or lamenting your forever-alone status, this is a damn fine song to listen to while getting drunk. There’s a story here, one you don’t have to be that sober to catch, and the lyrics are fun to sing at karaoke. Which you should definitely only do under the influence of several double shots of anything over 90 proof.
It’s hard to decide which version of this country classic you like better – George Jones’s thoroughly ’70s ballad or Chris Stapleton’s smoldering bluesy take – but both deserve a spot in your digital jukebox rotation. Pretty much no one can resist these intoxicating lyrics and smooth vocals, whichever route you decide to go.
It’s frustratingly hard to find good country party tunes by women, but the Redneck Woman herself recorded one of the best with this song, the perfect tune to pump up any group of rowdy broads with too much hairspray and a thigh flask of tequila before heading out to tear shit up.
Emmylou might look like an angel, but this song clearly indicates that she deals with shitty relationships just like the rest of us heathens: by drinking to forget them. Should you find yourself with two bottles of wine when the hour strikes 12 a.m., you’re damn near obliged to turn this song up and down ’em for Emmylou.
“Sun Daze,” Florida Georgia Line
Just kidding. Shut the fuck up forever, Florida Georgia Line.
St. Patrick’s Day notwithstanding, it’s not as if anyone needs a reasonable excuse to drink too much. The upcoming revelry is certainly a good way to justify any overindulgence, but maybe jaunty Irish tunes aren’t your thing. Many of country’s finest sad songs find their roots in Celtic music, which makes this a fine opportunity some of the genre’s best songs about booze.
Some of these songs are sad, others are a bit more upbeat. Either way, you’ll be raising your glass to country's best tracks, perfect for those times when you need a whiskey river to take your mind. Just get prepared to spend Sunday morning coming down...real hard.
"White Lightning," George Jones
“I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink,” Merle Haggard
"Whiskey River," Willie Nelson
"Friends in Low Places," Garth Brooks
"Family Tradition," Hank Williams Jr.
"Tear In My Beer," Hank Williams Sr.
"Straight Tequila Night," John Anderson
"Hurtin’ On The Bottle," Margo Price
"It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere," Alan Jackson
"Chug-a-Lug," Roger Miller
"Cigarettes, Whiskey, & Wild, Wild Women," Buck Owens
"Misery & Gin," Merle Haggard
"Beer Run," Todd Snider
"Sunday Morning Coming Down," Johnny Cash
"She’s Actin’ Single, I’m Drinking Doubles," Gary Stewart
"Tennessee Whiskey," George Jones
"Here For the Party," Gretchen Wilson
“Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo,” Tracy Byrd
Tracy Byrd is the most innocuous of forgettable ’90s country stars, but getting incredibly tore up is at the root of this innocent-sounding track. Ten shots of tequila is nothing for a seasoned alcoholic, but you’d better give that liver some practice before re-enacting this song in real life or you could very well die.
"Two More Bottles of Wine," Emmylou Harris
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