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Rocks Off is waiting for the day that our 52-year-old mother sits us down for a serious talk and says that she's ready to pursue her dream of becoming a rapper.

She'll say, "Mi hijo, you know Lil Casper's mom, Brenda, on 4th Street? Her boyfriend set up a home studio for her. She's spitting that real shit and I want to make an album about your bastard father and how he left us 21 years ago."

Why not? Everyone else thinks it's fine to take the mike. A few weeks ago, we helped judge an upstart open-mike contest called Sounds of the Underground and eight of the 12 "rappers" or rap groups should have been arrested, charged and sentenced for their crimes against humanity that evening.

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Contributor Rolando Rodriguez is the co-founder of Trill Multicultural.