Ed. Note: Rocks Off proudly presents to our readers coverage of Coachella's first weekend courtesy of our sister papers LA Weekly and OC Weekly.
Photo by Christopher Victorio Karen O
The eccentric layers slowly peeled off as she swung the microphone like a lasso and shoved it down her pants. She eventually donned at leather jacket with "KO" studded into the back, which might have as well have stood for "knock out." KAI FLANDERS
Photo by Kai Flanders
One particularly brave dude who had his nose bloodied and possibly broken at the Dropkick Murphys pit earlier in the day, refused to let that minor mishap keep him out of the pit. He dove in headfirst just like the rest of us. Check the video below. KAI FLANDERS
Obscure Basketball Jerseys We already talked about the hilarious bro T-shirts, but don't forget about the jerseys. For every run of the mill Kobe, LeBron and Jordan replica, there was your Eddie Jones Charlotte Hornets, Shaq Cavs and Xavier McDaniel Knicks. Throwback, baby! DANIEL KOHN
Not Getting Locked in a Porto-John Waiting to use the restroom in the press area, we heard a woman banging on the door of one of the porto-johns -- from the inside. Turns out she was stuck in there, not because it had malfunctioned, but because she was drunk. She soon began screaming. Turns out she wasn't press, but had "charmed" her way past one of the guards. Finally, she figured out there was a lever to unlock the door. MARY CARREON
Photo by Timothy Norris Jurassic 5
Bon Iver's Auto-Tuned Cameo Surprise cameos from big name artists come as no surprise at Coachella, minus R.Kelly, of course. In fact, our spoiled asses kind of expect them nowadays. But rarely do they happen before sundown, so we were genuinely shocked towards the end of Polica's mid-afternoon set when Bon Iver's Justin Vernon emerged from behind the stage.
He was wearing his Wisconsin version of beach wear -- still a minimum of three layers of clothing -- and lent auto-tuned vocals to a new single the band premiered. Built on Polica's drum-focused fusion of dub and R&B, Vernon's vocals were the X-factor that managed to get sweaty couples in DayGlo shorts and tank tops to wrap themselves around each other. We have a strong sense there were at least a few Coachella babies conceived in that magical five minutes. NATE JACKSON
Photo by Timothy Norris Ben Gibbard of the Postal Service
But all those crusty rock groups you stopped listening to years ago? They brought it. For our money, sets from Postal Service, Band of Horses, and New Order were the highlights of the weekend, and Sigur Ros was said not to disappoint either.
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Photo by Timothy Norris Jenny Lewis of the Postal Service