"Hey do you want a Red Bull?" "No thanks." "It has vodka in it." "Okay."
"Let me know if you're gonna do something stupid so I can record it and post it online for karma"
"Dude! There's still a whole hour left of this! That's awesome!"
"I wanna see them get nasty. Then get even nastier! And them get nice, you know, just to keep things interesting."
"The guys in Glassjaw would probably freak out if they heard they were somebody's favorite band, not just another band people kind of like."
"Where is love now? Babadabababa."
"You think you're too old for this pit? These two are my kids."
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"I don't believe you that that's how you're supposed to say Jehu"
"It's no WWE." "It's still entertaining enough to drink a beer and watch."
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Story continues on the next page. "Oh hell naw, bitch! I've been here since 11am! Bye Felicia! -- Angry Wiz Khalifa fan standing her ground "Dang! Do you smell that? Where is it coming from?" "Wiz Khalifa's bus." "There's no one even any good playing today." "Wiz Khalifa is playing." "That's true." "Wiz counts as like two or three good bands." "Lets not push it that far." -- Scalper trying to convince someone that $80 is totally acceptable for a Sunday ticket  The strangest thing I've ever seen fly through the air in a crowd at a music festival, topped only by the hilarious look on the face of the man who made the clutch catch of it, only to drop it in horror immediately after.
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 Really, all we are as humans is a series of tubes.
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"Who's Wayne Gretzky?" -- Someone who clearly hasn't watched enough ProStars growing up  Upon finding the disemboweled pinata, this man had truly completed his quest for the perfect festival costume.
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 "Holy crap...Killer Mike looks about a second away from having a heart attack!"
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"Sun Kil Moon, suck my dick!" -- an entire crowd led in choral repetition by Run the Jewels, who played opposite of Sun Kil Moon's quiet acoustic set  And this is why you don't get in to barbed-wire death matches when you have long hair.
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