By Cory Garcia and Marco Torres
On ACL becoming more like Brochella: "Ive seen dudes chest-bumping." "It's disgusting. I don't think men should wear tank tops."
"I'm too old for this shit!"
"I love you, Jhené!"
"I was so confused how one person could have written so many of these songs."
"Cuz our lives are dope, and we do dope shit!"
"I'm in high school -- back off."
"Where's Jackie?" "I hope she's gone forever. She's the worst...you know I'm right."
"Hey! Do you wanna take a picture of our butts!"
"She looks too much like Dick Van Dyke's wife."
More post-ACL fun on the next page.
"Has anyone ever told you you're the worst wingman ever?"
"Hey Marco...stay outta trouble now! Have fun!"
"What if this bus is leading us to our death?"
"WE WANT MARSHALL!!!"
"OMG! I'm never coming to ACL ever again!"
"Can I borrow your charging case?"
"I may be old, but I still go to all the cool shows!"
"Mayne! I've always wanted to do that!"
RIP Pimp C!"
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