By Jack Gorman and Angelica Leicht
"Wait. This isn't cider. I thought this was cider. This is beer. Like, beer beer. Oh, God...GROSS!"
Cute woman with a dog approaches a couple hanging out in VIP: ** "Hey, there. So which beers have you guys liked the best so far? Oh, I'm with the fest, by the way." ** "Oh, uh...wait, what? You're with the feds?" ** "No, man. I'm with the FEST. THE FEST." ** "Oh, thank God. I was about to have to jet!"
"This would taste awesome if it had Jack Daniels in it."
"Watch the baby's face. Watch the baby's face!"
"Let's roll this and smoke it"
"There's no soap. Wait, there's no soap! Now what?!"
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"If I let her cook for me, I wonder what she would make"
"Faster! Faster? Are you Ricky Bobby? You want to go faster? Ohh, that's exciting."
"What is wrong with people that don't like Houston!?!"
"Come here and talk to me, girl. I'll buy you a drink."
"Dude, quit yelling 'Tyler.' They're gonna play it last."
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