WTF Island

The Quality of Musical Discussion Here in Houston

... is right here: "YOU KNOW THEM HOES FELL OFF WHEN YOU STARTED ACTIN LIKE A BITCH PLAYIN WITH BARBIES."

Much, much more right here. Happy Friday!

Almost forgot this one, from "God," who, if he were truly omnipotent, would know the difference between "your" and "you're"... and how to use a spellchecker: "To be honest I don't like any of you fucks, your all just a bunch of dumb monkeys that argue through your safe little screens when your really either just a fat ugly fuck that doesn't get ass and has no life or just a regular fuck that has doesn't get ass and has no life. Stop looking at screens and face me pussies!!!"

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Chris Gray has been Music Editor for the Houston Press since 2008. He is the proud father of a Beatles-loving toddler named Oliver.
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