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The Top 25 Comedy Rap Songs Of All Time: Nos. 5-1

Here we are at long last, folks. Here are the top 5 hilarious rap tunes of all time. It was tough to decide who would rule the roost. Seriously, we thought harder about this than we did over naming our daughter. In the end, we think we've saved the best for last.

If you've missed the rest of the countdown, see these links 25-21, 20-16, 15-11, and 10-6. Now let's get it started.

5. The Real Paris, "Father's Day Baby Daddy Song"

The Real Paris is part of the massive internet comedy output by Stevie Ryan. We're sure of two things: 1) That Ryan is one of the funniest women in the world; 2) We're pretty sure she needs more medication. Regardless, there just aren't enough rap songs in the world paying tribute to the fathers of the world, so thank you Stevie for doing one.

4. Cute as Hell, "Meow (My Butthole)"

This music video actually made it to No. 1 on our best music videos of 2010. We have been completely in love with it ever since we stumbled upon it, and it has lost none of its brilliance. This is the Citizen Kane of rap songs about butthole. No one will ever top it.

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Jef Rouner (not cis, he/him) is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful.
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