The Top 25 Comedy Rap Songs Of All Time: Nos. 5-1

Here we are at long last, folks. Here are the top 5 hilarious rap tunes of all time. It was tough to decide who would rule the roost. Seriously, we thought harder about this than we did over naming our daughter. In the end, we think we've saved the best for last.

If you've missed the rest of the countdown, see these links 25-21, 20-16, 15-11, and 10-6. Now let's get it started.

5. The Real Paris, "Father's Day Baby Daddy Song"

The Real Paris is part of the massive internet comedy output by Stevie Ryan. We're sure of two things: 1) That Ryan is one of the funniest women in the world; 2) We're pretty sure she needs more medication. Regardless, there just aren't enough rap songs in the world paying tribute to the fathers of the world, so thank you Stevie for doing one.

4. Cute as Hell, "Meow (My Butthole)"

This music video actually made it to No. 1 on our best music videos of 2010. We have been completely in love with it ever since we stumbled upon it, and it has lost none of its brilliance. This is the Citizen Kane of rap songs about butthole. No one will ever top it.

3. Fatawesome, "Oregon Trail" (My Titties is Sick)

Fatawesome also made out Best Videos of 2011 list, and here it edges out Cute as Hell based purely on being a better produced song and also because we think we didn't really give them the points they deserved for having a robot boink a toaster the first time around.

2. The Lonely Island feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters, "The Creep"

Lonely Island has putting out some of the greatest comedy rap songs of the last decade, but we could only pick one and we picked "the Creep." It's got everything you need including John Waters, Nicki Minaj, a cameo by a dinosaur, necrophilia, the works. Our only complaint is the fact that we're not allowed to embed the video here in our list, which is one of the reasons it got edged out of the No. 1 spot. You can view the video here.

1. Whitest Kids U Know, "Hitler Rap"

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Like the Lonely Island, Weird Al, and Dudely Jones we were inundated with choices when it came to picking just one Whitest Kids U Know song for the countdown. It was almost a tune about smoking weed with dinosaurs, but then we remember that we owed our entire knowledge of WKUK from a night drinking with Paul Fredric of Asmodeus X, who would not shut up until we sat down and watched this video. This led to some of the best comedy we've ever seen, and that's why it's No. 1.

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