News is leaking out of Hollywood that former U.S. House Majority Leader and mugshot model Tom DeLaywill be part of the cast of next season's ABC hoofer ratings smash Dancing With the Stars
What hasn't come out yet is DeLay's plans to debut a new dance called the "Bitch Slap," an arm-movement-heavy variation of the foxtrot inspired byNew York Times
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columnist Paul Krugman. Rocks Off can't wait for DeLay to try the Bitch Slap on his lady partner, whoever she may be, while fellowDancing
contestants Michael Irvin and mixed martial arts champ Chuck Liddell are looking on.