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Top 5 New Rules for Internet Jukeboxes

Used to be, you'd have to hit bar after bar until you found one with just the right jukebox, and then that was your own personal lair of alcohol consumption from then on. The people demanded more freedom of choice, however, so most bars have already switched over to Internet jukeboxes, where one can search vast online resources and download your song of choice on the spot.

If your bar hasn't already, it probably will soon. When used improperly, Internet jukeboxes are proof that democracy DOES NOT WORK. So don't just learn the rules for yourself: Learn them FOR AMERICA.

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