WTF Island

Top 5 Weirdest & Worst Musical Collaborations

In the history of music, there have been many meetings of the mind between people with similar attitudes, styles, and ideas. Some of these just felt right from the very beginning and you knew they were destined to produce greatness.

That's what happened when Brian Eno met David Bowie and later when Eno met David Byrne. Speaking of Byrne, that's what's happened recently since Byrne met Dallas native St. Vincent. They'll be playing a show Saturday at Hobby Center to show off how well they gel together.

On the other hand, some collaborations were not born in heaven, but rather spawned in hell, depending on how you look at it. These collaborations are out-and-out weird and (to some fans) utterly revolting.

They often produce less than stellar results and end up being more music trivia than anything else. Take, for instance, the benefit concert last Monday night featuring a double headlining bill of Arcade Fire and Celine Dion.

Aside from Dion being Canadian and Arcade Fire wishing they had been born in Canada instead of The Woodlands, there's little connection between the artists.

Surely the fans of each weren't happy about having to sit through the set of the other and even if the show was for charity, the pairing was probably a poor choice. But c'est la vie. Sometimes these strange things just happen. For instance...

5. Jay-Z & Linkin Park

Remember this thing? At the time, it may have seemed somewhat apropos. Think about it: one of the biggest stars in hip-hop collaborating with one of the biggest stars in nu-metal. What could possibly go wrong here? Well, how about the fact that nu-metal died a much-needed death a few years later?

Linkin Park, for their part, managed to maintain their success by skewing more metal and dropping most of the rapping, which means that these days they'd probably shudder to do any more rap collaborations, just because of their poor history with it.

As for Jay-Z, his success has continued unabated and he probably doesn't even remember doing this, which is just as well because we'd all like to forget it too.

4. Limp Bizkit & Raekwon

This one apparently came together through a friendship between Fred Durst and Raekwon. Aside from that, nothing about this makes sense. Raekwon is widely venerated as one of the realest and hardest MCs around, hailing from the Wu-Tang Clan which has managed to maintain some of the best street cred around over their 20 years of existence. Limp Bizkit, and front man Durst, are widely ridiculed and considered a joke by the rap community, the metal community, and even the nu-metal community.

Not only is doing this sort of a bad career move for Raekwon, but it's probably not winning any fans for the Bizkit either, since I have a hard time imagining very many LB fans listen to real hip-hop.

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Corey Deiterman