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"On To the Next Year," Bun B Yikes.

Kind of fly to hear Cham on something like this. Getting' his Kid Cudi on, we'd say.

We've been meaning to post on this - and likely will post a more in depth discussion about it at a later date - but it appears that

has listed the "June 27th" freestyle as the best song to ever come out of Houston. Excuse us while we steal a line from

's Clay Davis:

Word is that Trae's new album is being pushed back to March so as to help capitalize fully on his building buzz. New music from Jay'Ton.

Also, Bigfoot is supposed to be real. (Just to clarify, Jay'Ton. If you happen to be reading this, that was a joke. That's it. Please do not stab us, because that would suck. Okay, thanks.)

Ho hum. Holy Christ.

Those two groups were responsible for two of our all-time favorite movies as a child.

It seems like we should be more excited about this.

, the greatest basketball video game in the history of basketball video games. To finish out the ranking, second place goes to

and a distant third goes to

. If a game doesn't allow you to punch someone in the nose or dunk from beyond the three point line, we're not interested. Unless of course the game is so very clearly possessed of racial stereotypes that it becomes endlessly re-playable. In which case,

is our pick. You know what Diddy could use more of?

Duke University just got a whole lot less we-don't-like-minorities-y:

Feels like we've heard this story before, right?

Crooked I and Benzino are arguing about things or not arguing about things or something. We're not sure, because we didn't even bother to read past the title of the story. We don't suspect you'd want to either. So instead, here's a video of some guy cussing at people while he plays Monopoly that all of you online gamers will think is super, super funny. So there's apparently something called the

.

We think - we think - it will have something to do martial arts. Or maybe it has something to do with lesbians and a certain sex move. Either way, we're going to see it.

Not cool. Receiving yet another postponement:

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