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We Hold Britney Spears Against Us For Four Minutes

Bellamy Bros. may hold new single against her a good deal longer...

Britney Spears' new single, "Hold It Against Me," leaked yesterday and was officially released earlier today. As of this moment, it's blowing up the charts at iTunes and radio. The song sounds as if she walked out of The Wayback Machine from 2000, at the exact moment when she stopped wearing panties.

Did you know she didn't wear any underpants in the video for "Oops...I Did It Again"? We started that rumor in 11th grade. Go us!

Anyhow the new single is killing radio and getting downloaded/stolen left and right, signaling a Britney revival of sorts. For other people, maybe - at this point, Rocks Off isn't sure if people still coming for the residual car-crash photos or actually digging the tune and Brit's image.

It's also pissing off the Bellamy Brothers, authors of the 1979 country No. 1 "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Aganist Me?" Howard and David, who perform at Dosey Doe in the Woodlands on Valentine's Day (date alert!), released the following statement Tuesday afternoon, via their PR firm Absolute Publicity:

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Craig Hlavaty
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