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Why You Shouldn't Apply For That New EDM Reality Show

Dear Rocks Off:

Have you heard about this EDM reality show that some TV producers are trying to put together? I heard about it online but when I told my friends I wanted to enter they told me it was a really bad idea. I bet they're just being haters, but before I fill out this application can you tell me why everyone is so upset about this? Write Back Soon!, Anonymous DJ (Not my actual DJ name.)

Well ADJ, this is a simple question with a complicated answer, so maybe we should hit the facts first.

This is what we know: Popular Productions has put up a website, simply titled EDM Casting, seeking producer/DJs for an upcoming reality/competition show. If Popular Productions doesn't mean anything to you, all you need to know is their production credits include Viral Video Showdown, My Strange Addiction, and Jersey Shore.

That last credit is where, for many, the bulk of the concern comes from. To get a better understanding of where they're coming from, allow me to tell you a cautionary tale about a man named Pauly D.

Once upon a time, in a magical land known as Rhode Island, a man named Pauly D was born. Although he was a DJ from Rhode Island, he magically ended up on a television show called Jersey Shore, which was loved by a lot of people and hated by just as many.

The show made him famous, so famous that he made $11 million last year, enough to put him on Forbes highest-paid DJs list. Safe to say he's primed to live happily ever after.

But like all fairy tales, there's a dark side to this story, one that can be summed up in one simple word: credibility.

The main difference between Pauly D and the other nine producers on the top 10 list is not the fact that he's a reality-show star. What truly separates him from all the others is the fact that he is the only one without a hit song. In fact, far as we can tell he's got a grand total of three songs to his name.

So if the crowds are coming out because they want to see that dude that's usually inside their TV box instead of hearing his righteous jams, what does that say about how his audience views his music? It's simple: They don't care.

And that's fine. Living off your short-term fame is a fine hustle, one that's as old as time itself. But don't think this is going to be your launch pad to the world of being best buddies with your favorite DJs. In fact, a lot of people are upset about this, but here's my favorite tweet on the subject, courtesy of Porter Robinson:

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Cory Garcia is a Contributing Editor for the Houston Press. He once won an award for his writing, but he doesn't like to brag about it. If you're reading this sentence, odds are good it's because he wrote a concert review you don't like or he wanted to talk pro wrestling.
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