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11 Sultry, Sexy Cowgirls on World War II Planes (NSFW)

One of the great things about World War II airplanes, beyond their role in bringing down two savage dictatorships, was the nose art.

Officers were given pretty much carte blanche on what they could paint on the side of their aircraft, and many used women, scantily clad to one 1940's degree or another.

And of course, the cowgirl played her role. We've looked before at the genre of racy cowgirl postcards, now let's look as Cowgirls Go To War.

(Warning: Boobies galore.)

11. Texas Proud "She's the sweetest little rosebud that Texas ever knew," the lyrics say. And we all know where Orson Welles got the name "Rosebud" from.

10. That's just depraved Bestiality, rough sex, face-sitting: It's like the Internet was around in the '40s.

9. Weirdest weapons ever As far as we can tell, this woman is armed with a) a pistol that shoots lightning bolts sideways, and b) a walking stick with two horseshoes attached to it. Axis beware!!!

8. The smiling killer For someone who's pointing a deadly weapon at you, this woman sure does seem to be enjoying her work.

7. A salute to Native American culture She doesn't look Cherokee, but we guess you never know.

6. The Ron Jeremy of phallic pistols That is one abnormally large pistol she's got holstered on her left hip. Or maybe it's just happy to be there.

5. Her tits say yes but her legs say no Check out those ankles -- you ain't prying them open without a crowbar. Or maybe a couple of Rob Roys.

4. Self-spurring Another Pistol-Packin' Mama. This one apparently gets off on getting spurred in the butt, and who are we to judge?

3. Molly Hatchet Would anyone really pose holding a hatchet seductively grazing their cheek?

2. Attention to detail We appreciate the exactitude the painter used in rendering this woman's crotch covering.

1. A Texas Baby The illustration's not much to speak of, but you can't beat the name.


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