12 Odd, Racy Thanksgiving Pin-Ups of Scantily Clad Women (Semi-NSFW)

Is Thanksgiving the un-sexiest holiday ever? Maybe. Unless the possibility of drunken sex with your tipsy divorced aunt or uncle trips your trigger, of course.

But America -- back when it really was America -- was not going to be dictated to by prudes trying to keep the hawtness out of the day. The pin-up industry worked hard to come up with turkey-themed product, and the results were....odd, to say the least.

It helps, of course, that a turkey is perhaps the least-sexiest animal imaginable, outside of a camel. But even if the photographers just stuck with a Pilgrim theme, you can still feel the desperation.

Here are 12 attempts to bring sexy back to Thanksgiving.

12. Kinky So the Pilgrims were into a little handcuff/S&M? It would have livened up every high school production of The Crucible.

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