Courtesy of Jon Segura
This young man will be in some hot red heels tonight, folks.

A Gay Ol' Time

Word is there are still some seats left for the Gay Men's Chorus of Houston's "Home for the Holidays" show. (Read all about it here).

Jon Segura, a former Press employee and current lower baritone in the Chorus, says that along with the usual rousing holiday numbers, there'll be some eye candy — namely, guys in four-inch "fuck me" red heels. "It's for our number "I Wanna Be a Rockettte,'" he says. "It was a lot of fun learning to dance in those."

We bet. Segura adds that "Miss Twinkleton's School for Sensitive Boys," should be a real hoot. "No more bullies, no more bad gym shorts," he says. "It's campy getaway for young boys who've been bullied, young boys who want to cultivate their more sensitive side. They can have dijonaiise for lunch, like the lyrics say."

Fuck-me pumps? Dijonaisse? Man, that's quality entertainment. — Steven Devadanam

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