We hate to be the ones to break this news to you, but it appears that some Houston strippers do not completely abide by the three-foot rule.
In other news, water is wet.
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SHOW ME HOW
HPD went out to Tresures nightclub on Westheimer after complaints by residents. (Click here for a video of the Channel 13 news report by Eric James: Video. ) Treasures is on the classier end of outer-loop Westheimer, dangerously near the Galleria for faint-hearted civic boosters who prefer their incredibly popular titty bars to be tucked discretely away on side streets, like The Men's Club.
At any rate, you may be curious as to how long it takes to determine that all-but-nude dancers sometime touch their customers out of the goodness of their hearts or because they've been given drool-ridden twenty-dollar bills.
The answer, according to HPD Vice Captain Steve Jett: four or five months.
Now that is one admirably documented investigation. - Rich Connelly