If the Crips came to City Hall, would she be up there throwing down signs with a big smile on her face? If the violent minions of some other oppressive, rebellion-crushing empire dropped by, would she honor them? (Yes, if it was ExxonMobil.)
It's all so confusing.
The Parker administration will try to tell you that the little ceremony was to declare yesterday Cone Wars Day, or Clove Wars Day, or something like that. We're not sure exactly what they're fighting about.
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It might have something to do with Space Center Houston's exhibit of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, but that's such an awkwardly worded title it has to be fake. We're sure it's really something like Star Wars: The Clone Wars -- War Wars. (War War Binks -- wasn't he one of the favorite Star Wars characters of all time?)