Our sister blog Unfair Park has taken note of an upcoming film festival in Dallas featuring movies that were shot there.
Among them: A 1978 epic called The Seniors, starring Dennis Quaid, the pride of Bellaire High and UH.
Check out this clip, which is awesome in its `70s craptacularness: The hairstyles, of course, but so much more.
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Quaid tries out a W.C. Fields impression, for no immediately discernible reason, on a woman who looks exactly like Chinatown-era Faye Dunaway, but we're pretty sure is not.
And whatever is up with the last bit, from the woman saying she'd never waited on line this long to get laid, well, we just don't know.