Brian Downing: Alleged Alabama Teabagger Pleads Not Guilty (w/ VIDEO)

On the evening of January 9, 2012, the Alabama Crimson Tide beat the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship Game. They beat them like a drum to the tune of 21-0. The game was so lopsided that LSU amassed a grand total of 92 yards in total offense, five first downs and didn't cross midfield until eight minutes remained in the game.

It was an ass kicking in every sense of those words.

After the game, the beatdown continued in the French Quarter, and what I mean by that is...well, if you're looking for a raucous, deplorable "French Quarter" act that serves as a metaphor for what happened on the field that night, here you go:

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Sean Pendergast is a contributing freelance writer who covers Houston area sports daily in the News section, with periodic columns and features, as well. He also hosts afternoon drive on SportsRadio 610, as well as the post game show for the Houston Texans.
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