That was 700 days ago, and feels like it was 700 years ago. Since then, Watt has long since moved onto being an Arizona Cardinal, the Texans are now two head coaches into what is starting to feel like an endless rebuild, and Watson himself wasted a second year of his prime defending himself from a couple dozen plaintiffs suing him for sexual assault.
So the scene on Sunday at NRG Stadium was surreal on so many levels. The crowd was energetic in their booing of Watson, far more so than their general level of enthusiasm for the Texans as a team right now. Ultimately, the fans were robbed of a chance to feel good about their team, even if it were just for a day, because the offensive coordinator stinks and the level of play by their starting quarterback was beyond a clown show.
The Texans lost 27-14 to the Browns on Sunday, and Watson generated just six points. The other 21 points came from egregious errors by Kyle Allen, and a rare special teams breakdown by the Texans' punt coverage team. So the book feels closed on Watson now. Let's get to winners and losers....
WINNERS
4. Creative jersey alterations
AS you may or may not know, in addition to my weekday morning radio duties at SportsRadio 610, I also handle the pregame and postgame radio shows for the Texans on game day. For home games, Seth Payne and I are stationed in Bud Light Plaza where there is heavy, heavy foot traffic, and thus, a TON of player jerseys worn by fans. The return of Watson was a call for creativity from jilted Texans fans, and many of them lived up to the hype. In case you're wondering what exactly I mean, take this one for example:
Or this one....My brother repurposed his #Texans Deshaun Watson jersey for today's game (he has a red X over the front #4) pic.twitter.com/RhUXRRhpsx
— Melissa D 😷👀🔍4️⃣💜🍌 (@htownsprtsfan) December 4, 2022
Among others I saw, one Texans fan had his old Watson number 4 jersey, but managed to change the word "WATSON" to "WASTE" (don't ask how, he just did it, I promise). Also, there was a fan who changed the number 4 to a capital letter A and put the words "TO CATCH" above the A, and "PREDATOR" below it. The juices were flowing indeed.We’re seeing more anti-Deshaun Watson signs and jerseys by #WeAreTexans fans. One told me, “He’s the scum of the earth.” Watson returns after first requesting a trade, then the sexual misconduct allegations. https://t.co/cSf0C59nhY pic.twitter.com/4dLzjHE8rr
— Nick Natario (@NickABC13) December 4, 2022
3. Jalen Pitre
The goal between now and the end of the season should be to see as many signs of progress amongst the rookie class as we can possibly see. It would be nice if the two first round picks from the 2022 draft were treading better, but Derek Stingley is injured and Kenyon Green is inconsistent. Thus, it was great to see the team's next pick in 2022, second rounder Jalen Pitre come away with a game shifting interception in the first quarter in the end zone against Deshaun Watson. On top of that Pitre found himself around the ball quite a bit, finishing with 16 tackles. A solid game for a very important rookie.
2. Hannah McNair
If you're wondering how the wife of Texans' CEO Cal McNair feels about Deshaun Watson, wait for the end of this video, when Hannah McNair turns her back on an approaching Deshaun Watson to converse with exactly nobody:
To be clear, I love this so much.Deshaun Watson gets a mix of boos and cheers coming out of the visiting tunnel (Loud boos at first, then some cheers). pic.twitter.com/TKiBsYZbq7
— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) December 4, 2022
1. Logic and justice in the College Football Playoff
We interrupt this post about a Week 13 NFL game between two mediocre to poor teams to give the selection committee for the College Football Playoff a big pat on the back. The final rankings, the ones that dictate the playoff matchups, were revealed Sunday morning, and thankfully, the committee didn't penalize the TCU Horned Frogs for losing in overtime of their conference championship game to a top 10 team, and replace them in the final four with a team that didn't even make its own conference title game. Ultimately, the team that would have replaced the third-ranked Frogs would have been two-loss Alabama. Nick Saban lobbied hard to get the Crimson Tide into the four team dance, but was ultimately unsuccessful.
Sorry, Coach.Saban out here lobbying for Alabama to get into the playoff during the Big Ten Championship pic.twitter.com/NAW7ri69DC
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) December 4, 2022
LOSERS
4. Deshaun Watson
Hey, I know Deshaun Watson got his $230 million guaranteed, and he is, at least for now, on a much better team than the one he would have been on, if things had ultimately worked out in Houston, but his return to NRG Stadium had to be a complete disappointment for him. He looked beyond rusty. Hell, he one hopped several balls in the dirt to his receivers, and his interception he threw to Pitre would have been an unconscionable mistake, if it were against a team that could actually make him pay for it. The only thing that was really a positive for Watson is that the Browns won the game, but he better get it together quickly with the Bengals on tap for next week.
3. Davis Mills
Don't worry, I'll get to Kyle Allen and Pep Hamilton in a minute, but I first want to address Davis Mills, who was benched prior to the loss to the Dolphins in Week 12. This game on Sunday was imminently winnable for the Texans. I mean, the Browns' offense scored SIX POINTS. They got 21 points from special teams and their defense. If Mills was playing in this game, his B- game would have been good enough to come away with a win that really could have boosted his stock with Texans' fans (and thus, perhaps, the eyes of Texans' brass). But alas, he was so bad for the first three months of the season, he couldn't even make it to Week 13 to take advantage of the opportunity. Thanks for nothing, Davis!
2. Kyle Allen
Thanks to Mills' sucking so badly over the last month, we get new Starter Kyle Allen. Fresh off the loss to the Dolphins where Allen generated 32 yards of offense, as the Dolphins built a 30-0 lead, we get Kyle Allen barely completing 50 percent of his passes on Sunday, and even worse, we get Kyle Allen responsible for two "amateur hour" turnovers that handed the Browns 14 points:
right place, right time for The Warden 😲
— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) December 4, 2022
his 2nd fumble recovery score of the year and 3rd career TD pic.twitter.com/txYUnJ5W9p
.@T_Fields1 takes his first-career INT to the end zone!
— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) December 4, 2022
📺: #CLEvsHOU on CBS
📱: Stream on NFL+ pic.twitter.com/FaHQAGHBDq
Lovie Smith has some major issues on the offensive side of the ball when it comes to his coaching staff.
Photo by Eric Sauceda
I am assuming that the Houston Texans are not firing any of their coaches — Lovie Smith nor anyone on the staff — until after the season, because Pep Hamilton is one of the most abysmal offensive coordinators that I can ever remember covering as a media member, or watching casually as a fan. It's bad enough that he is handing the ball off to running backs on 1st and 30, and 2nd and 24 down and distance situations. That's bad. However, it tumbles into the category of "gross malpractice" when the Texans run four goal-to-go plays inside the Cleveland five yard line, and Dameon Pierce doesn't touch the ball on ANY of them! Inexcusable! Pep must go!
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