Caption This: Football Hero Rick Perry on His Knees

Caption This: Football Hero Rick Perry on His Knees

Another installment in our occasional series of "Caption This," in which no fabulous door prizes or take-home games are awarded.

Above is a screen-cap from EA Sports' video of Governor Rick Perry as an Aggie quarterback, which is a step up from his actual role as an Aggie cheerleader yell leader. We await the EA video where Perry is shown actually funding public education at a decent level.

Anyway, what's a good caption for this?

-- Let's just see what Jesus thinks about that play call

-- Your eyes are freaking me the hell out, sir

-- Why yes, I find the palm of my hand unduly fascinating

Have at it (and we can guess where some of you will take it)....

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