Caption This: Football Hero Rick Perry on His Knees

Another installment in our occasional series of “Caption This,” in which no fabulous door prizes or take-home games are awarded.

Above is a screen-cap from EA Sports’ video of Governor Rick Perry as an Aggie quarterback, which is a step up from his actual role as an Aggie ~~cheerleader~~ yell leader. We await the EA video where Perry is shown actually funding public education at a decent level.

Anyway, what’s a good caption for this?

— Let’s just see what Jesus thinks about that play call

— Your eyes are freaking me the hell out, sir

— Why yes, I find the palm of my hand unduly fascinating

Have at it (and we can guess where some of you will take it)….