| February 2, 2012 | 1:04pm
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TMZ has blessed us with this photo of Lakewood's just-sued Joel Osteen, who obviously has been able to take time from helping the poor and downtrodden to work out a couple of hours a day.
Obviously, it needs a caption. We ask for your help.
-- And the Lord said, let there be abs
-- Become a Better You: 7 Keys to Getting Cut, Bro
-- If Jesus didn't want me to work out, he wouldn't have created 24-Hour Fitness
-- I am thy shepherd, thou shalt not want Muscle Milk
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