Caption This Shirtless-Joel Osteen Photo

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TMZ has blessed us with this photo of Lakewood's just-sued Joel Osteen, who obviously has been able to take time from helping the poor and downtrodden to work out a couple of hours a day.

Obviously, it needs a caption. We ask for your help.

Our suggestions:

-- And the Lord said, let there be abs

-- Become a Better You: 7 Keys to Getting Cut, Bro

-- If Jesus didn't want me to work out, he wouldn't have created 24-Hour Fitness

-- I am thy shepherd, thou shalt not want Muscle Milk

Add your own in the comments.

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