Recently we provided a list of Christmas-themed erotic novels currently available for your Yuletide pleasure.
`Twas a Dark and Delicious Christmas, Jingle All the Way and All She Wants For Christmas Is Two Hot Men only seem to scratch the surface of what this genre could entail.
So we're looking for your help in coming up with more titles. Best one submitted gets a Comment of the Day, which is something you can tell your grandkids about when you're old and gray.
5. Chet's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire Serious S&M.
4. A Christmas Carol & Ted & Alice A.k.a. What About Bob?, this one is for the serious `70s movie fan on your list.
3. Eight Maids A-Milking There's gotta be a breastmilk fetish tumblr out there somewhere. This is their novel.
2. O Cum All Ye Faithful When a snowstorm knocks out the power and strands parishioners at Midnight Mass, they decide to heat things up.
1. Dick The Halls Santa has a surprise for Pam and Bob Hall. A hard, throbbing surprise.
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