Colt .45s Video: "Without a Doubt, Houston's Usherettes Are the Living End"

Since the Astros are looking utterly dismal, let's glance back when things could be worse -- at least you're not sweltering in direct sunlight on metal bleachers watching bad baseball.

And, as this newsreel footage tells us, "Houston's usherettes are the living end."

God, it must have been terrible to go to a game in Colts Stadium.

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