Comment of the Day: A Highway Tailgater Declares War

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

We showed what the Match.com page would look like for that annoying a-hole who tailgates everybody on the highway. It brought out offended tailgaters.

Chev 3/4 ton says you lose wrote:

If you've heard of the 2 secound rule, you've got 2 secounds or less to get the fuck out of my way. I work in a body shop and have NO problem with running you over.

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