We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
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We wrote about a serious Stripper Mom of the Year candidate, a League City woman who allgedly was back on the pole five days after giving birth and making cops go on an intensive search for the newborn.
One reader claimed intimate knowledge.
She is one of my Ritz favorites. I get to lick her c section scar for an extra 5 bucks.