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Comment of the Day: An All-Caps Missive on UFOs

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We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

To celebrate the 70th anniversary of "The Battle of Los Angeles," we offered five compelling reasons why the event really was a UFO attack like some experts have said, and not merely nervous antiaircraft gunners firing at weather balloons a couple months after Pearl Harbor.

One reader chimed in, and since he used all-caps everything he wrote is true.

f. lindsay wrote:

it was REAL-IT HAPPENED the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN COVERING UP THE TRUTH ABOUT E.T. VISITORS because THEY DO NOT KNOW WHO the VISITOR'S ARE. THERE IS NO WAY THE FED is going 2 CONFESS 2 THE PUBLIC-''WE ARE BEING VISITED,but WE DO NOT KNOW WHO THEY ARE, WHERE THEY CAME FROM& WHAT ARE THE INTENTIONS OF THE ALIENS.'' THE general PUBLIC WOULD NOT BE ABLE 2 COPE WITH SUCH HONESTY.

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