We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

We dug up, for your amazement, eight odd public service announcements from the `70s, featuring very bad sideburns and, somehow, a war on condiments.

One reader noted that the condiment PSA went sadly awry.

No wrote:

My husband misunderstood and has been drowning his food ever since... Damn those catchy schoolhouse rocks psa's.