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We dug up, for your amazement, eight odd public service announcements from the `70s, featuring very bad sideburns and, somehow, a war on condiments.

One reader noted that the condiment PSA went sadly awry.

No wrote:

My husband misunderstood and has been drowning his food ever since... Damn those catchy schoolhouse rocks psa's.