We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it’s time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we’ll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day’s work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

Sean Pendergast decided to get in on the whole “oh my God, Jim Crane might actually change the name of the Astros!” thing and come up with his own suggestions. As per usual, commenters had heir say.

Lady Writer said:

The Houston Humidity. (Hey, if Miami can have their Heat…)

We’ve heard worse arguments.

Jeff Balke is a writer, editor, photographer, tech expert and native Houstonian. He has written for a wide range of publications and co-authored the official 50th anniversary book for the Houston Rockets.