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Dr. Michael Brown is at it again with round two of letters written to his daughter, Sophie, in which he tells her that she and her yet-to-be-born sister might, unfortunately, turn out to be "unbelievably cold hearted bitches" thanks to the genetic material provided by their mother.
Our readers, like us, were flummoxed and responded accordingly.
Hill wrote what many of us were thinking:
It is almost if Michael Brown is writing a "How To Have Your Daughters End Up As Strippers, FOR DUMMIES" book.